And I know what this cat means. I remember when someone walked in on me while I was laying on my back with my tail between my legs. Oh, and by the way.... the carpet I was lying on hadn't been vacuumed in a month. Man, is that ever embarrassing. Like the Cat says, "Knock first!"
"Live From You Dorks - It's A Sadder Day's Night of Jive" is a humorous romp, rap and roll highlighting celebrity-induced skits and chats, twittering twits' spurts of wit, wisdom and wont. I'm ready to jab, jitter and jest with the best. Included throughout this site are my memoir -induced episodes of calamity and humorous mayhem and my world -famous philosophical observations, some penned in my "Dan (The Man) Landers" Column
Monday, August 20, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Doing It Doggie Style!
I told you it is a dog-eat-dog world! Dog gone it, now maybe you'll believe me!
Now I really know what doing it doggy-style really means. Look at the result!
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Dammit, Phelps!
"Dammit Phelps, you got me
again. You better change your tune and go to Rio in 4 years because I'll
be ready... I'm gonna do up a bunch of cat nip before the race...You
watch me, Phelps!!!!"
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