SEX AND BLOGGING - A HEALTHY COMBINATION

A recent scientific study conducted at Stanford & Son University confirmed the theory that sexual pleasure is enhanced 60% when it is performed within one hour of blogging. Two hours hence and the magnitude of orgasm decreases 10% and three hours after blogging you might as well forget about it. You may also forget about it if you have an early onset of dementia or been hit in the head by a wayward bowling ball.

One prominent scientist, Sir Ricky J. Fico said, "Blogging is perhaps the greatest aphrodisiac ever invented." He went on to say that having sexual intercourse while blogging is the ultimate but he advises against it for those who are not ambidextrous. Having sex during blogging has increased many of the participants muscle mass while helping them to remain focused as well, he says.

Blogging and boogying is a healthy combination and if practiced more often, divorce in this country would certainly diminish, says another prominent scientist, Fricky Rico of the Spot Mckinnsey Institute.

His research concludes:

In one Icelandic Country where 90% of the married population are bloggers, the rate of divorce has dropped 76% since blogging became the hobby of choice after ice hockey and watching reruns of "I Love Lucy."

RJF